You may have stopped by for the Great Big Life In Israel Update. It’s not written yet, so some other time maybe.
However, I do have 3 haikus that were lovingly drunkenly written on bar napkins for me at The Local at our Goodbye Beerfest. I have been carrying them around in my purse for well over a month, so here they are.
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Dude! Yarmulka Up!
Them Jews got God ordered rules!
Israel up, bitch!
(Kevin G.)Heather goes away
Bacon flavored tryst of pain
Q-Town’s loss. We cry.
(Adam C.)Cold wind in Quincy
Why do I feel so forlorn?
None to scold me now.
(Dan K.)
That’s great stuff, really. It’s no wonder you’ve been carting it around. I’d keep it close to my heart if I were you.