Dan came up with some titles for books that he feels should be written for the baby, aka Michigan Bob, aka Beauty Shoppe, aka Cletus the Fetus.
Most of these include references to private jokes that are either too detailed or too stupid to explain here. You’ll just have to make up explanations for yourselves.
Don’t make me tell you again about the scootching.
The Legend of Dirty Joe
The Legend of Katy Stumblepants
Wake Up Fish!!
The Tale of the Silver Fox
Upstairs, Downstairs
Why We Hate the Yankees
Auntie Bar
Miller, My Miller
The Tam-O-Shantery
Straight Outta Q-Town
Obey Sunny
I’m Not Gonna Hurt You (Don’t Look At Me!!)
I’m Eating Corn
We Can Dance With Our Eyes
Trust Baseball Jesus
‘Too detailed’ I can understand. But ‘too stupid?’
I bid you good day madam.
Yes, Dan is absolutely right. ‘I’m Not Going to Hurt You (Don’t Look At Me!!)’ is far too detailed.
i want a copy of “obey sunny” and “why we hate the yankees.” someone should get to writing and lining up a publisher for what i’m certain will become the new children’s classics. goodnight moon my arse.
My sibs and I have written stories about road names in Gatlinburg (there’s a lamp out there who owes it’s existence to “The Legend of Wiley Oakley). They’re too demented to be published, but that’s half the fun.
I’d love toe hear the Legend of Katy StumblePants, or I’m Eating Corn.