Strange Wonderful Things

I know my lack of posting is really pathetic, but hey, at least I’m doing better than Dan. I’m not bringing you new pictures I should be posting, or the St. Patrick’s Day happenings that are now a moot point. I am not doing a long overdue restaurant review, nor am I going to go into the gorey details of how liquored I got at The Good Life last weekend (it was ugly, folks). No. There will be none of that time and effort spent today.

Instead, I am going to link to things I found on strangenewproducts.com. I’ve actually found things that you can certainly purchase for me if I am in need of a present. I have also found a bunch of things that I think my mother would like and my friend Jerry would have a shopping spree. So, here we go:

My mother makes her own version of this, but now she doesn’t have to! Hot Sauce and Garden Spray

I actually already have these (gift from mom). Lego shaped Eggos

I could get a prescription for this and then spray it on other people. It’s a perfect addition to my plan to rule the world. Spray-on birth control

I can just stand in my kitchen, check the pantry and fridge – even use it while reading my cookbooks! If this actually makes it into retail I’m definately buying it. I never remember to bring my shopping lists with me. Smart Shopper

I haven’t seen these in the store yet, but I will be buying them when I find the. Brawny Stash-A-Pack

When you have big squeeks in little places. WD-40 No Mess Pen

Off with her head! Marie Antoinette action figure

I’ve seen these before, but forgot to buy them. Perfect for cell phones. I don’t know if they work on completely vertical surfaces, but maybe I could stick everything to the walls in my kitchen! Clean countertops forever! Gadget grips

Don’t you hate it when you try to butter your toast and you end up mashing it to smithereens because the butter is too hard? I do. (I really do – this is already on my shopping list) Butter Wizard